I drink to your charm ...

your beauty and your brains.
Which gives you a rough idea of how hard up I am for a drink.

-- American actor and comedian Groucho Marx

To my friend ...

Friends we are today,
And friends we'll always be.
For I am wise to you,
And you can see through me.

Playing with words

Here's champagne to our real friends,
And real pain to our sham friends.

God then made man ...

The Italians for their beauty.
The French for fine food.
The Swedes for intelligence.
The Jews for religion.
And on and on until He looked at what
He had created and said:
"This is all very fine but no one is having fun.
I guess I'll have to make me an Irishman."

May you ...

Work like you don't need the money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
Dance like no-one is watching,
Screw like it's being filmed,
And drink like a true Irishman.