I used to know a clever toast ...

... but now I cannot think it.
So fill your glass to anything
And, damn your souls, I'll drink it!

Don't worry about the future ...

... The present is all thou hast,
The future will soon be present,
And the present will soon be past.

As we start the New Year ...

... let's get down on our knees
to thank God we're on our feet.

I wear my pink pajamas ...

... In the summer when it's hot,
I wear my flannel nightie
In the winter when it's not.

And sometimes in the springtime
And sometimes in the fall
I jump between the covers
With nothin' on at all!

I drink to your health ...

... when I'm with you.
I drink to your health when alone.
I drink to your health so often,
I'm worried about my own!