When God made man ...

... he made him out of string.
He had a little left, so He left a little thing.

When God made Woman, He made her out of lace.
He didn't have enough, so He left a little place.

Here's to God!

Here's to a love ...

... that's a thousand miles long but comes in six-inch installments.

May all your troubles ...

... during the coming year be as short-lived as your New Year's resolutions.

Tiny Tim's 'A Christmas Carol' toast

"Here's to all of us.

"God bless us every one!"

-- Charles Dickens

Wishing you more happiness ...

... Than all my words can tell,
Not just alone for Christmas
But for all the year as well.