Homer Simpson's Beer Song

DO, the stuff that buys me beer;
RAY, the guy that sells me beer;
ME, the one who drinks the beer;
FAR, a long run to get beer;
SO, I'll have another beer;
LA, I'll have another beer;
TEA, no thanks I'm drinking beer;
That will bring us back to ...

(looks in empty glass) D'oh!

"A fruit is a vegetable ...

... with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."

-- American writer/humorist P.J. O'Rourke

"I went on a diet ...

“ ... , swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks.”

-- American nightclub comic Joe E. Lewis

"Worthless people ...

" ... live only to eat and drink. People of worth eat and drink only to live.”

-- Greek philosopher Socrates

"Work is ...

" ... the curse of the drinking class."

-- Irish playwright Oscar Wilde